Tuesday, November 4, 2008

White House Breakfast

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive young waitress asked Mr. Cheney what he would like, and he replied, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.'

'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?' George W. looked up from his menu and replied with his trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this morning?'

'Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaimed 'How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton,' and then she stormed away.

Cheney leaned over to Bush and whispered . . . 'It's pronounced 'quiche'.'


  1. Cute. Even funny. I liked it. :)

  2. Still not fully back yet, but I will be soon.

  3. We won't be able to pick on Bush and his isms for much longer.. make the most of it I think..

  4. That's a classic. I'm told it originally had Dan Quayle saying "quickie" (without the Clinton reference, of course), with Bush Sr. correcting him.


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