Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive young waitress asked Mr. Cheney what he would like, and he replied, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.'
'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?' George W. looked up from his menu and replied with his trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this morning?'
'Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaimed 'How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton,' and then she stormed away.
Cheney leaned over to Bush and whispered . . . 'It's pronounced 'quiche'.'
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Cute. Even funny. I liked it. :)
And welcome back.
Still not fully back yet, but I will be soon.
We won't be able to pick on Bush and his isms for much longer.. make the most of it I think..
That's a classic. I'm told it originally had Dan Quayle saying "quickie" (without the Clinton reference, of course), with Bush Sr. correcting him.
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